Right here there is AT&T high speed and no Verizon. What is this a parallel universe?

I downloaded #Stay for free from @sarabareilles‘s new EP #OnceUponAnotherTime out May 22nd! http://t.co/DH3BoyxO

I can’t make rice. I can’t math. I can’t Dance Dance Revolution. I am not good at Starcraft. Am I even Asian?

Soo Tired. #whattwitterwasmadefor

LOL what just happened on the Late Show