Just great. I blew a 100 dollar rebate. Now what.

Attempted to turn vanilla ice cream into mint chip with vanilla ice cream, mint oil, and choc.chips. …on way to store for the real thing.

I’d be interested in having a girlfriend if only to see if I am as continually effusive regarding our relationship via my status updates

Feet. Everyone’s got ‘em, except some don’t.

Poor viewing angles on a cheap monitor make for surprise privacy displays.