Apple: stop saying the shuffle 3g is the first music player that talks to you; you’re retarded. You made one a few months earlier – Nano 4g.

UGHHHHHHHHH Can you imagine if sleep didn’t work anymore? Well, if you’ve ever been forsaken by God you have the general idea. I do.

How tough is the iPod/iPhone dock connector, do you think.

Avatar. A pretty damn good movie. Yeah. I said it.

I won’t remember in the near future, but at the moment, well, for today, everything just feels awful.